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Deckhand
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Hey Chark---
We'll always miss Beth, but who's the new brunette in the pics?
WOW
 
Posts: 402 | Registered: 03 October 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Yes, in my never ending struggle to provide our clients with top notch service, the poor old Chark searches all over the world to bring quality talent to our team. We have a couple wonderful brunetts here, Leeana here at the warehouse and of course Leila who occasionally helps here and the FH Show last week. She's also been kind enough to grace some of our product pages with her smile. Yep, it's a hard job working here and I do try to keep our staff happy with their work environment by providing good scenery.

GS<
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p.s. Which reminds me..., we will be looking to add another quality player to our team as the season gets going. We need to add an experienced hand, with strong knowledge of fishing, good communication skills, honesty, integrity, and capable of working well in a variety of roles.

She's sweet!
 
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Chark,

Details please
 
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you forgot the last and most imporant qualification...and look good in a bustier....

Yeah, Chark. Cheesecake Tackle!
 
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I vote for a Charkbait annual calendar made up by Reef Girl look alikes!


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Posts: 240 | Registered: 01 October 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I hear that Olliebear plays the role of a woman if the pay is right, has great talking up skills, knows fishing SOOOORTA good.
Maybe we can get Ollie to send in his resume and a photo of himself in a bustier!

hahahahahahahahahha
 
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black lace, black rubber, or black leather....hhhhmmmmm.
 
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ALL OF THEM! GOD EWE GET ME HOT OLLIE!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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Deckhand
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Blacklace teddy with full net stcokings works for me


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I wish y'all could see just how HOOOOOOOT he is when all gussied up like that.

woooooo-hooooooo
 
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I got it! Chark could have a Charbait Perverts 5 Dayer. It would be great. Piggie could be the Master of Ceremonies. All rod belts must be studded. All deck boots must be sprayed painted in black.
 
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Ollie, if you're going to be on that trip maybe I could arrange to have our OLD shitmano gal act as charter mistress...?


Great Stuff!
Mark


 
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Oh yeah. Let's not forget our old Crack-babe with all her bruises...both dressed in black 9" hip boots and bustiers.....That'll be one 5 dayer we would never forget. "Crack babe" could ride Piggie like a horsie around the deck making him whinnie like the animal that he is.

Hoggie will be groveling in the galley...he is such a bad boy. Big Grin

Alomg with all the usual good food will be extra cases of whipped cream!

Of course, there will be NO CAMERAS on board to store incriminating evidence, and what happens ON BOARD STAYS ON BOARD. Cool

The Chark Perverts 5 Dayer would be an instant sell out, with trips booked for the next 2 seasons.
 
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Oh thank God no cameras. One photo gets out of a riding crop sticking out of my butt and sheesh, people think I'm some sort of freak.

But no my good man lover Chark. He said I was stunning.

wink, wink.

Did anyone else know that Ollie likes to be spanked and then slapped in the head????

Now THAT'S weird.
 
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Are you guys serious??????

That flower girl with those massive hobo kelly glasses is for real??????

Now that reel is obviously cut in.

I know Ollie likes the " UBER SKANKS ' with the sores on the butts draining, bruised, needle marks between the toes, 3 teeth in their faces, mascara running like a raccoon. Ahhhhhhhhhhh
beauty and the beast.
 
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