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Oh Yeah!
Monday Night Football! Superbowl revisited. Bears versus the other guys from that small city near Speedtown, where the Indy cars race. (Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh, I hope Brian rings that ugly bell--BANG!). Kevin, co-captain last year, told me the Bear stats obtained via satellite phone. That boat aims to please! So, I mailed him a surprise gift, an NFL Urlacker Jersey. Kevin is a big time fan of SD teams, and why not! SD rocks! But, he grew up in a town 1 hour N of Chicago, and -- by feeding me the scores -- he must wear the jersey of the top Chicago bell ringer... Go Bears! |
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i,ll be the italian booky.
5-1 100-1 place your bets, my one eye fettaccini friend has arrived to hold the bets. man he must be related to tommy gun bazino. sorry guys, no relation to the mob. THE SILVERWOOD, D.V.L, SKINNER HOE. |
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Are ya sure I'm not related to the one-eyed money man?
We don't have any mobsters in Chicago, very few Italians, and virtually no Sicilians. Really! And Al the BIG TUNA was really just a flyliner. Happy Valentines Day, y'all! The Italian hoods are really nice up here. Many Italians live in my hood, though none are rich, ergo... Stinking Rex Grossman. He ought to play for the Cubs! Three fumbles and an interception in three series... This is going to be a long winter... |
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Louie, and anyone who cares...
I apologize, I was trying to be funny. I guess I failed. I would NEVER want to insult an Italian or any nationality, nor preferably any person. Italians in particular, because I owe them so much (tried to date two, but Regina and Gayle were way too smart for that). Italians did, after all, invent the music, art, and science that I enjoy, and not to mention that Italy is the root of my faith. Big Al put this cow town on the map, and I am proud to live in a city with balls (as long as I have to be here). So please forgive me if my comments earlier were assinated. |
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Oh, yeah--forgot to mention that they make my favorite car--ferrari! Did I ever mention that I have a 250, 308, 348, F40 (my most fav, except for the Enzo), and a testarossa? Here is a photograph of all five...
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tsk,tsk,tsk, now youve done it planet.
i will have to set up a meeting with cheese cake merazitti, the boys from the east are not going to like this. hopfully i can speak for you and ask for the blessing. the last person spoke of in that language , we had to well, we had to buy some shovels for the job. the meeting will be set at the local big alfonso,s pizzaria at the north side of town. 8pm sharp, we will have body search before entering the place, so leave the stuff with little cheese or big moe.lol p/s the axe and garbage bags are in the trunk. THE SILVERWOOD, D.V.L, SKINNER HOE. |
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Good thing about golf and football is that it keeps plenty of people off the water.
Life's Tough, Then You Die |
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