Captain

| I didn't know she was under age, she didn't have an I.D! I didn't see the " Adam's apple ".
It was the booze, I'm really not that trashy, disgusting, whorable, easy or flexible.
So? Ollie? Really? Aw c'mon Man. I want my ring back. |
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Deckhand Captain

| WOW I go away for a few days and things have really changed............LOL |
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Captain

| Hoggem' You live in Portland, "she's" normal for that asylum! She looks a bit like one of our friends "X".
Life's Tough, Then You Die
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Deckhand Captain
| a sick mind is a shame to wast well maybe??? |
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Deckhand Captain

| did anyone notice the look on that cat's face? |
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Captain
| YOU spend ten days on a boat with 23 middle aged guys and "it" starts looking pretty nice..... |
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Captain

| KEWL. I want to fish with Ollie!
Maybe.....Just maybe, I can fetch me up a shipboard Man-wife. hahahhahaahhhaa |
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Captain
| you shur got a purty mouth.....
squeal, squeal like a pig.....
on the good ship Deliverance.... |
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Captain

| When suddenly, banjo's were playing, fruit of the looms were fashionable, fisherman were swaying and farm noises resonated throughout the vessel.
The " S.S. Deliverance " is a fun ship. Where a man can feel like a woman. Okay Ollie, when does this trip set sail?
You nasty boy! wink wink. |
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Captain

| Watch the banjo jokes boys, I just installed a new banjo porch on the single wide.
Life's Tough, Then You Die
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Captain

| No worries. I just had an antique banjo restored and am taking lessons. It's my fave instrument. |
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Deckhand

| Is it just me, or does that cat look really scared? |
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Captain

| If I was that cat I think I'd be scared too.
Life's Tough, Then You Die
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